Your token Belgian friend has finally urged you to watch his team play for a great performance this World Cup. As the apologies roll in (just watch the last 30 minutes, Belgians need at least an hour of foreplay), it is time to remind you of 10 ways Belgium is sexier than its Football team:
1. Its Sax
If love goes through the ear, inventor Adolphe Sax is your Cupid
2. Its horses
You like big butts and you can not lie, riding through Bruges you’ll fly
3. Its fans
4. Its Chocolate and Crunchy Speculoos
5. Its cartoons
6. Its buildings
7. Its beer
You can’t say you don’t like beer until you tried these cherry and peach beers!
8. Its Shepherd dogs
Beautiful, smart and loyal
9. Its fashion
With the right umbrella, who cares about the rain?
10. Its marketing science
Growing your top and bottom line….what could be sexier than that?
Have a great World Cup and summer holiday!